GGBOND
A long time ago, in a galaxy far,
far away....

GGBONDand the Galactic Empire

GGBOND与银河帝国

Deep in the galaxy, a fleet of black-armored warships was chasing a small silver starship. Its pilot was GGBOND. He had set out to watch a nebula sunset, but somewhere along the way he pressed a mysterious red button.

The ship tore through a wormhole and landed before the Meridian Gate of the Forbidden City in a roll of thunder. Guards drew their blades. From behind them, the emperor called, “Who goes there?”

GGBOND opened the hatch and brushed stardust from his shoulder. “Easy. I am only lost. The navigation system says temporary parking is allowed here.”

Just then, the sky darkened. The black fleet crossed the moon like a murder of iron crows descending on the capital.

The emperor gave an immediate command: “Summon the Eight Banners. We meet them in the heavens!” Half an hour later, a guard returned to report that the soldiers were ready, but the horses refused to board the starship.

GGBOND borrowed nine bronze mirrors from the palace, seven star charts from the Imperial Astronomical Bureau, and the brightest jade pendant on the emperor’s belt. He arranged them in a ring and built the Nine-Dragon Stargate.

The black fleet fired its first beam. The emperor raised the imperial seal, and GGBOND pulled the stargate lever. Nine golden dragons rose along the palace walls and turned the whole night sky to gold.

The gate opened with a thunderous crack and sent the invading fleet to the far edge of the galaxy. They say there is nothing there but stone, cold wind, and an inn that is forever closed.

The capital erupted in cheers. The emperor asked GGBOND what reward he desired.

GGBOND considered the question. “A room with a view of the galaxy. And please, do not press that red button again.”

The emperor took up his brush and wrote a title no imperial court had ever seen.

From this day forward, GGBOND is appointed Imperial Developer. Stargates, starships, and all other improbable devices may be built first and reported later.

Ever since, whenever a green star appears above the Forbidden City, people know that the Imperial Developer is still at work.

THE GALACTIC CHRONICLES · IMPERIAL DEVELOPER

银河深处,一支黑甲舰队正在追赶一艘小小的银色星舟。驾驶它的人叫 GGBOND。他本想去看一场星云日落,却不小心按亮了一个来历不明的红色按钮。

星舟穿过虫洞,伴着雷声落在紫禁城午门前。侍卫齐齐拔刀,皇帝隔着人群问:“来者何人?”

GGBOND 推开舱门,拍掉肩上的星尘:“别紧张。我只是迷路了。导航说这里可以临时停车。”

话音刚落,天空忽然暗了下来。黑甲舰队越过月亮,像一群铁做的乌鸦压向京城。

皇帝立即下旨:“传八旗,随朕上天迎敌!”半个时辰后,侍卫来报:兵都到了,马不肯上飞船。

GGBOND 只好借来紫禁城的九面铜镜、钦天监的七颗星盘,还有皇帝腰间那块最亮的玉佩。他把它们排成一圈,造出一座“九龙星门”。

黑甲舰队射出第一道光束。皇帝举起玉玺,GGBOND 推下星门拉杆。九条金龙沿着宫墙腾空而起,把整片夜空照成了金色。

星门轰然打开,来袭的舰队连人带船被送去了银河尽头。据说那里只有石头、寒风,以及一家永远打烊的客栈。

京城欢声雷动。皇帝问 GGBOND 想要什么赏赐。

GGBOND 想了想:“给我一间能看见银河的屋子。还有,别再碰那颗红色按钮。”

皇帝欣然提笔,在圣旨上写下一个朝廷从未有过的官职。

即日起,封 GGBOND 为御前开发。星门、星舟与一切稀奇古怪之物,皆可先造后奏。

从此,每当紫禁城上空亮起绿色星光,人们就知道:御前开发还没有下班。

银河野史 · 御前开发卷

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